
So, I took Kris to the doctor -- well, actually to the nurse practitioner as you can't get in to see a doctor until after Saint Valentine's Day. (Yes, I know that's a year away.) She has an ear infection. This particular strain of flu seems to bless twice. Many we have talked to have had the flu followed on by sinus infections or ear infections. I am the only one I know who has a UTI. Swell!
Kris was clever enough to start the penicillin she used in England for her fungal toe. I thought she would get a stern lecture about self-prescribing and medicating, but the nice nurse thought it was good she had started. Happy surprise! And it turns out that the English penicillin is a good fit with her bug and she now has a few more American pills to add to the mix. The penicillin was bargain-priced compared to the gold-filled Levaquin I had to purchase. I am pleased to report that she is feeling somewhat better tonight.
I have been taking my $85-an-ounce Levaquin faithfully, and thankfully it is doing the trick. (At that price it better work or there will be blood!). Levaquin has a frightening list of possible side effects (though luckily no mention of greasy stool or death). With my health anxiety I am particularly subject to feeling every nuance of difference in my state of well being from one moment to the next. I have had some tolerable side effects listed in the prescription information sheet. But a couple were listed under the category of "CALL YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS." My gosh! They were screaming at me in BOLD type.
Katy listened patiently as I explained my concern. She lovingly told me I was insane (anxiety is a mental illness, after all), and said I should just get over it; the warning is just the big rich pharmaceutical company covering their hiney. Because I am passive aggressive, I smiled, said she was right, then hid in the coat closet and called the doctor. He said just keep taking the gilded tablets and call him in three days. Yikes, I could be dead by then.
I have to admit that I want to be fully healed in these three short medicated days, but no such luck. It no longer feels like one is passing razor blades. It is more like passing sand now. So, I still spend lots of quality time with the Kohler ADA-approved Highline, Comfort Height, two-piece, elongated toilet.

I stayed home from school today, not because I felt lousy, but because I couldn't make it though two 1 hour 15 min. classes. Making the situation even more perilous, there are no toilets in the west end of the Joseph F. Smith building where I teach. Talk about poor planning!
Well this is probably way too much information, but there you go.
OXO
D.